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Today I stayed home with a sick kid and discovered what my husband has long understood; lots of great crappy movies come on TV during the day. Right now? I'm watching Jane Fonda in Barbarella. First let me tell you that Jane was quite a hottie! I'd put her up against any of the contemporary trollops gracing our movie screens. Secondly, it's just really funny to see what the "future" would look like. Apparently interior walls will all be covered with shag carpeting and all clothing will be mid-riff baring. Boy this movie is just totally trippy. Now twin alien girls are taking her on a dog-sled-like apparatus that is being pulled by an octopus. Was everyone high? HOLY CRAP! Evil dolls with sharp sharp little teeth are chomping on her! What the HELL? I think my psyche is damaged!

I got distracted pretty quickly from watching Barbarella, so you can imagine my surprise when discussing it with Richard to learn that there was an "orgasmatron" later in the movie. Damn. I miss all the good stuff.

With it being so close to Halloween, lots of horror movies are running on all the channels. I'm not much for gore so you won't find me watching Dawn of the Dead, but The Lost Boys? Hello cute vampires! I'd always had a crush on Kiefer Sutherland and here he is the epitome of bad boys; blond mullet, fangs and flying ability! I never got Jason Patric in this movie. So whiny and petulant. Why so angry about being a vampire? Young forever! Never Die! Aforementioned flying! Quit your bitchin! Now you don't have to hang out with the Corey's Haime and crap, what's the name of the other Corey? Ah yes, thank you IMDB, Feldman.