Round and round
I’ve been trying to diagram our weekend. Since I often design charts and graphs for projects at work, this should be a piece of cake. Should it be a pie chart? Or an bell arc? Regardless of the visuals, either I was an insufferable bitch all weekend or my daughter was an insufferable brat. Which? I could ask my hubby, but that’s exposing my sensitive underbelly. And that belly is a little sensitive at the moment.
Rather than actually using my four year design degree, and 18 year industry experience, I’ve decided to rely on the old corporate standby for my charts: Micr0s0ft Powerpoint!
Hmmm. Is that how it went down? Pie chartness? Does it really equal 100% pain?
Wow! What a shiteous template I've selected for this uninspired bar chart. Maybe my job is secure! And I've assigned WAY too much of the blame on myself. Let's try another:
That looks all action oriented! "So, Bob, you're in charge of actualizing the inventory readiness factor...."
I'm still not sure how to chart this damn thing, but maybe I'll just take it easier on myself AND Ruby, see where that gets us! Perhaps I can get Richard to put together a chart, too! Richard!!!! I'm calling you out! Come on! Let's have a Powerpoint Chart Buster! Hey MONICA! Chart me your weekend!
