Winter, you BITCH!
You know what winter is? Winter is the waiting list at Outback Steakhouse to "Hi, my name is Spring and I'll be your server this evening, can i get you an Bloomin' Onion(TM)?" It's sitting butt-cheek to butt-cheek with your fellow fat man, wincing when Joe Bob and Amber's precious little boy, Tristan, tramples your toes, again. Wait. Wait. Uncomfortably wait.

