March 26, 2007

I got nuthin'

Peanut butter sticks to the roof of my mouth, cementing the bread there like ceiling tiles. It’s sucking the moisture out of my mouth and making it a vast dry wasteland of sticky. Peanut butter was invented by pygmy P.I.s looking to find new ways of catching field mice.
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1 - Uh, is that true? (Comment this)

Written by: fringes at 2007/03/26 - 13:54:35
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2 - Which part do you question? the Pygmy P.I.s? Their invention of peanut butter? or my eating peanut butter? :) It's ALL true, ALL!!!! (Comment this)

Written by: pagalina at 2007/03/26 - 14:29:28
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