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We were at another child's birthday bash this weekend. Ruby spotted a cute, little, fuzzy, wuzzy, happy, furry, white, very round stuffed Easter bunny on a table. She picked up it up and while adults were telling her how cute it was she waved it above her head and yelled "Let's play soccer". She promptly dropped the bunny kicked it across the living room and tore after it. The birthday girl and owner of the bunny was not impressed. Birthday girl had no intention of allowing the use of bunny as a soccer ball so while letting out a death screech fell upon bunny/ball. Ruby had failed to split the defenders and play into space and we will continue to work on that in the off-season. I scooped Ruby up quick  enough to prevent her from kicking the anti-soccer child in the birthday head. On the outside I was explaining that we don't use other people's stuffed animals as soccer balls but on the inside I was screaming GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!!!