bathroom butchery
Under NO circumstances should you trim your own bangs if any of the following is true:
- you’re furious about something
- you’re kinda tipsy (okay a lot tipsy)
- your hair is pissing you off
- you’re at work (a friend did this. BUTCHERY!)
- all you have is a very dull set of scissors
Or as I learned firsthand this morning, when you’re in a rush and you’re trying to trim your bangs in the same spaced-out way you’ve been brushing her teeth and putting on your make up. Wack wack. Hey. That was a lot. This is especially bad if you have curly hair because it will only get shorter when it dries. Dammit.
What circumstances would YOU add to the list?
