what I've learned
When raising a child, much like when being arrested, your words WILL be used against you. Sometimes immediately.
"I don't think being denied a balloon is going to ruin your Li..." "YOU'VE RUINED MY LIFE" Nice to have this screamed as your walking through your neighborhood.
If you don't like the green blobs of tooth paste spackled against the white sink, buy white tooth paste!
If you have pets and/or children or are yourself a messy person, do not buy white furniture. In fact, pick upholstery that matches your pet. You should have seen the sofa I got to go with my calico cat.
Only give advice or opinions when they're sought after. Much like bags of free poop, very few people actually what 'em.
If it ain't broke don't fix it. This applies to most anything. Child happily playing by herself? Don't try to interject yourself into the game.
Be kind to everyone, you never know when you might need a little kindness yourself. And this beats the hell out of immediately feeling guilty when you've thought you were being rude to an assjack, and then it turns out you were wrong. man i hate that.
If you can't say something nice, Instant Message your husband with your venomous rantings, it might make them laugh, but would piss off your co-worker. In fact, if you're on ichat or AIM, look me up = pagalina. I'm online 9-5 m-f! drop me a line! Make me laugh!
"I don't think being denied a balloon is going to ruin your Li..." "YOU'VE RUINED MY LIFE" Nice to have this screamed as your walking through your neighborhood.
If you don't like the green blobs of tooth paste spackled against the white sink, buy white tooth paste!
If you have pets and/or children or are yourself a messy person, do not buy white furniture. In fact, pick upholstery that matches your pet. You should have seen the sofa I got to go with my calico cat.
Only give advice or opinions when they're sought after. Much like bags of free poop, very few people actually what 'em.
If it ain't broke don't fix it. This applies to most anything. Child happily playing by herself? Don't try to interject yourself into the game.
Be kind to everyone, you never know when you might need a little kindness yourself. And this beats the hell out of immediately feeling guilty when you've thought you were being rude to an assjack, and then it turns out you were wrong. man i hate that.
If you can't say something nice, Instant Message your husband with your venomous rantings, it might make them laugh, but would piss off your co-worker. In fact, if you're on ichat or AIM, look me up = pagalina. I'm online 9-5 m-f! drop me a line! Make me laugh!
Now I have to go out and by zebra-striped furniture. (Comment this)
I love white; you Don't want to see what my dog does with his red marrow in the middle chew bones. So why do I buy them?? Its not like he shops with me, acts up in the dog section, barking, "I want Bonzes" until he gets his way. No. I must be insane. Thanks for helping me see that today, Zoomaru. I feel better already. (Comment this)