yogurt with pop rocks
What? you say? Yogurt with what amounts to pop rocks that you mix in yourself? No wonder kids are spastic. All the food companies are engineering their products to a) appeal to children and b) make them strung-out sugar addicts. There doesn't seem to be a breakfast food that hasn't been injected with icing. Fast food restaurants, in fear of class-action suits, offer fruit as an alternative to fries. While their motive isn't really altruistic, i don't care as long as they're providing healthy alternatives. Cereals and other grocery products purchased for children are getting worse and worse. Granola bars used to at least provide some grains and raisins. Now they're swirled with chocolate and laced with meth. I can imagine the children whining in the grocery aisles now... please? it's only got a little meth in it!
