evolution
I just want to know why humans still have the fifth and smallest toe? I'm sure it adds very little to our overal stability, especially when drinking, and they just hurt like hell when you smack em on stuff. I stubbed that little bugger so bad my ANKLE hurt. Hello, Darwin?
While I'm questioning reality, why do boys pee on the floor? i work with a bunch of them, they're fairly civilized but one of them has a habit of dribblin' quite a bit of pee on the floor in front of the toilet. I have to struggle to keep my shoes out of it. and it's sticky. GA-ROSS!
Why do people talk on their cell phones while they order fast food or their freakalattamochachino? It slows the whole works up and I can't believe for a minute that their conversation is that freakin' important.
Why don't toddlers sleep past 6:30am? Why? WHY?
Why do cats slip right in front of your feet as you're going down the stairs? Do they really want to kill you?
It used to be you could buy a pound of chicken. Now, to make you buy more, the packs are 1.75 lbs! crazy! we can't eat that much! Bastards!
I learned again today that sandals might as well be toddler-kryptonite when you're at the playground. Every three steps Ruby would be lifting a pink-butterfly sandal my way whining about the incredible, searing pain. These $12 sandals reduced her to a shrinking violet!
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well, diggity dang. With the hubby on the road to see his beloved DC United play the Beautiful Game, I had all sorts of plans about putting the kidlette to bed and writing more here and generally putzing about. Normally she's in bed by 8:30 but after a temper tantrum and 40 minutes of milling about upstairs, opening and closing her door, alternated with gate rattling I finally brought her back down stairs around 9:40. It's 10:43 and it's WAY past MY bed time, was that her door opening again? oh wait. Here comes the orange cat. If that cat wakes the barely slumbering kid, i'm gonna kill her! And see previous note about toddlers sleeping past 6:30? I bet you 20 bucks she's up at her normal 6:19, it's just not fair.
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UPDATE:
Did Ruby sleep late the next day? Hell to the N-O! Course not, she didn't nap that day either. What the hell?
