10 best things about gaining weight!
Your boobs get bigger!! (Maybe not so popular with overweight men. Wait. I mean, that while men don't mind bigger girl boobs they're not anxious to have big man boobs on themselves)
To save you money, all the clothing manufacturers only make two pairs of pants in your size and once they're gone, they're gone! Now you can't throw away your money! You could buy two pairs of size 6 and some how jam them together, but that's just being obstinate.
Obnoxious construction workers don't catcall at ya any more!!
Your once stretched-out sports bras are once again taut and supportive!!
It's another wonderful memento of turning 40! An age that I've always dreamed of being! Seriously. Couldn't WAIT to be 40.
You get to reacquaint yourself with the nutritional labels on food packaging! THIS is two servings? Please. I could eat 12 bags of these. Fortunately I don't know my multiplication tables that high.
Maybe I'll just go to the gym tomorrow afterall.
[UPDATED: apparently gaining weight prevents you from counting up past 6! whoops!]
