May 21, 2007

bathroom butchery

Under NO circumstances should you trim your own bangs if any of the following is true:

  • you’re furious about something
  • you’re kinda tipsy (okay a lot tipsy)
  • your hair is pissing you off
  • you’re at work (a friend did this. BUTCHERY!)
  • all you have is a very dull set of scissors


Or as I learned firsthand this morning, when you’re in a rush and you’re trying to trim your bangs in the same spaced-out way you’ve been brushing her teeth and putting on your make up. Wack wack. Hey. That was a lot. This is especially bad if you have curly hair because it will only get shorter when it dries. Dammit.

 What circumstances would YOU add to the list?

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