zoomaru

I'm planning to pull an intervention on my ass. I'm going to sit myself down on the sofa, no, on the ottomon, no. The sofa, definitely the sofa. I'm going to look myself straight in the eye and tell myself what many a stern parent has told many a wayward child "straighten up and fly right, boy-o." Except I'm a chick and there's no female equivalent for "boy-o."

I shall write the following over and over on lined notebook paper in penance.

• I shall NOT surf the web during work... much.
• I shall NOT write blog entries while at work. well, not often.
  
• I shall NOT inwardly call clients "dumbass". Perhaps i should say that I shall TRY not to call them names. much.
• I will NOT clean my plate.
  
• I WILL go to the gym at least twice a week.
  
• I shall refrain from shopping online. except for gifts. for christmas. and then I'll totally stop.
• I shall tell my family that I love them. even if we make eachother crazy sometimes.
  
• I shall stop this post so i can go brush my teeth and go to bed!